Growing up is realizing that final romantic gestures really only work in the movies.
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
I mean, who picked up the slack after Kurt Cobain shot himself with rock music? Hip-hop had Jay-Z, Nas, Lauryn Hill, Eminem after Tupac and Biggie and Nirvana had who? I might be forgetting someone…